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A Hermit’s Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse

First, the good news. You’re still alive. Good job. Congratulations. Second, the not-so-good news. You are now a hermit. If you weren’t a hermit before the apocalypse, you’re going to experience a period of adjustment. This might be rough for…

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Daphne’s Log – Day 5

They taught it to sit. I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen it with my own dismayed eyes. From my safe—for now—position on the observation post, I looked on in horror as my large, fat human used a…

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Just a stupid song parody

Santa, Baby, Stay the hell away from my wife. On your life. I’ve got a very big knife. Santa, Baby, Don’t let me catch you ’round here tonight. (Weird stuff happens in my head while I’m eating breakfast.)

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