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Just a stupid song parody

Santa, Baby,
Stay the hell away from my wife.
On your life.
I’ve got a very big knife.
Santa, Baby,
Don’t let me catch you ’round here tonight.

(Weird stuff happens in my head while I’m eating breakfast.)

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