First, the good news. You’re still alive. Good job. Congratulations. Second, the not-so-good news. You are now a hermit. If you weren’t a hermit before the apocalypse, you’re going to experience a period of adjustment. This might be rough for…
First, the good news. You’re still alive. Good job. Congratulations. Second, the not-so-good news. You are now a hermit. If you weren’t a hermit before the apocalypse, you’re going to experience a period of adjustment. This might be rough for…
They taught it to sit. I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen it with my own dismayed eyes. From my safe—for now—position on the observation post, I looked on in horror as my large, fat human used a…
Santa, Baby, Stay the hell away from my wife. On your life. I’ve got a very big knife. Santa, Baby, Don’t let me catch you ’round here tonight. (Weird stuff happens in my head while I’m eating breakfast.)
