Sometimes I get random ideas that strike me as funny and I write them down. Occasionally, I like to try the material out to see if it works once unleashed upon the world. The result is the following grab bag of questionable one-liners. I hope you enjoy at least one or two. Do me a favor and let me know which ones you liked.
Oh, and as an added bonus, please enjoy the random selection of Cthulu-themed junk I found in my Photobucket account.
Without further ado:
“Guards!” Shouted the Lobster King. “Take them to the dungeon. I want them drawn and buttered.”
When you think about it, a dresser is just a mechanical clothing dispenser.
Paul Bunyan is a tall tale and that just kills me.
When Atlanteans fight, do they go minnow a minnow?
I don’t write romance novels, but if I did I think it would be cool to write one about two practical jokers falling in love. I’d call it “Love at First Syke.”
Movie pitch: Rowdy Roddy Piper puts on a pair of sunglasses and sees Jeff Lebowski everywhere. Working Title: They Abide.
If you ever get hungry when you’re in Gotham City, be sure to stop by the Food Court of Owls.
Syke was funny, food court of owls.
Thanx! Pity I don’t write romance novels, because I think the concept would be fun to write.
But, I’m definitely gonna use the food court gag somewhere, somehow.